Monday, January 2, 2012

I Resolve To: the realistic version

I don't do resolutions.  But perhaps this year I will?  But just one, because I want to be realistic here.

I resolve, in the year 2012, to get super fat.  Not in a baby-in-the-belly kind of way, but an ate-too-many-cookies-and-cheese sort of way.

That way when I fail my resolution I won't be at all disappointed.
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