I Used To Have A Brain: Wishful Wednesday

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Kids are hilarious and I'm lucky enough to have them cracking me up every single day, so how can I not share them with you! These are just some of the funny things they say.

Izzy, referring to her doll who was apparently very fashionable. "She's very stashinal."

Connor had drooled on Izzy's doctor kit, daycare boy told her, "you should put your dr. kit in your room." Izzy replies very casually, "That's ok, I don't care if he throws up on it."

Izzy told me today, "I'm 4 now." me: "Oh really, when did you turn 4?" Izzy: "I don't know, I just learned my ABC's."

While cleaning up the Elefun game after deciding she didn't want to play anymore, and while Connor was starting to get into the butterflies, Izzy tells him, "Consadurations Connor but you can't play this anymore. I can teach you how to play baseball though!"

Conversation between Izzy and daycare boy. Izzy, "Your froggy umbrella has big eyes!" daycare boy, "I know that Izzy, that's because I love him!"

While visiting my sister-in-law's new house, Mikayla started screaming bloody murder. Nana asked, "Do you have a sliver?" Mikayla while still screaming and sobbing, "No, I have a stick under my skin!!"

We had wild rice casserole for dinner, and Izzy decided to play with it for some reason, making a huge mess and getting it all over her hands. This was her prayer at the end of dinner, "Dear God, thank you for my food, thank you for my family, thank you for my friends, and thank you for being messy! Amen"

Mikayla was writing a story on the computer, and we had just talked about semicolons, when she announced to me that, "I think if I have a boy when I grow up I'll name him Colon, that sounds like a good name." Upon further discussion she decided that perhaps Collin was a better name for a little boy.

Izzy, while playing with little Beauty and the Beast figures: "I can show you the ways of being a normal person. Pick berries, read, wash your hands a lot... " all said with a British accent.

I asked the kids what they like to dream about, Izzy answered, "Princesses.... Meat.... My family....."

Last night we were at my cousins' house and they had a very large family picture framed and hung on the wall. Mikayla looked at it and casually said, "They must have taken that picture with a really big camera."

Daycare Boy after ghost hunting: "I wish I had a pet dinosaur made out of mud!" Because clearly only mud dinosaurs would protect him.

Connor trying to say the word "helicopter": "Bobbicocker"

Izzy randomly asks, "Why did God give us a head?"

Connor heard the outer door getting blown open by the wind and, startled, asks "Who's coming?". Like the good mom I am I say very surprised like, "Monsters are coming" and continues to stare. So I say, "Robots are coming!" Very seriously Connor tells me, "How about Care bears are coming!"

On the way to gymnastics we played a game, here's an excerpt:

Me - "Something I want you to do, it starts with an F, ends with an S, and has a C in the middle"

Mikayla - "Frapaccinos!!!" (intended word was Focus)

Me - "Something I want you to have... I want you to have__"

Izzy - "Babies!!!!" (intended word was FUN!)

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Wishful Wednesday

Wishful Wednesday! A little late, because I forgot it was Tuesday last night, and my sister asked about it this afternoon... so here it is!

I wish kids were as simple as goldfish... without the whole short life-span thing.

I wish I wasn't so cranky today. Some days just don't start off right and then you spend the rest of the day trying to keep up with it all.

I hope tomorrow is better.

I wish my kids' poop didn't stink.

I love my kids, their voices, and the things they say... but sometimes I wish they would just quit talking for a few hours.

wow, today's list was a downer... can you tell I'm cranky?

Your turn! What are you wishing for today?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: I wish I could add some positive wishes to your wish list. Unfortunately, most of mine involve maiming, rude gestures... nothing for polite company.

I do hope, however, that tomorrow is filled with awesomeness for you. It sounds like you could use it to help make up for today. :); February 2, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Prairie Mother said...: I wish my husband didn't have to go out of town.

I wish my kids would stop talking for a day too!!!

I wish (and I know this sounds crazy) I was back home in Indiana to see the blizzard rather than in Kansas where there's no snow, just wind.; February 2, 2011 at 8:10 PM
Judy said...: I wish that I had an electric blanket.

I wish that my husband and I could come to an agreement on kindergarten for our oldest.

I wish the husbands job search results in a job that is fulfilling for him.; February 2, 2011 at 9:55 PM

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