I Used To Have A Brain: Wishful Wednesdays, and why I've been so absent

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Kids are hilarious and I'm lucky enough to have them cracking me up every single day, so how can I not share them with you! These are just some of the funny things they say.

Izzy, referring to her doll who was apparently very fashionable. "She's very stashinal."

Connor had drooled on Izzy's doctor kit, daycare boy told her, "you should put your dr. kit in your room." Izzy replies very casually, "That's ok, I don't care if he throws up on it."

Izzy told me today, "I'm 4 now." me: "Oh really, when did you turn 4?" Izzy: "I don't know, I just learned my ABC's."

While cleaning up the Elefun game after deciding she didn't want to play anymore, and while Connor was starting to get into the butterflies, Izzy tells him, "Consadurations Connor but you can't play this anymore. I can teach you how to play baseball though!"

Conversation between Izzy and daycare boy. Izzy, "Your froggy umbrella has big eyes!" daycare boy, "I know that Izzy, that's because I love him!"

While visiting my sister-in-law's new house, Mikayla started screaming bloody murder. Nana asked, "Do you have a sliver?" Mikayla while still screaming and sobbing, "No, I have a stick under my skin!!"

We had wild rice casserole for dinner, and Izzy decided to play with it for some reason, making a huge mess and getting it all over her hands. This was her prayer at the end of dinner, "Dear God, thank you for my food, thank you for my family, thank you for my friends, and thank you for being messy! Amen"

Mikayla was writing a story on the computer, and we had just talked about semicolons, when she announced to me that, "I think if I have a boy when I grow up I'll name him Colon, that sounds like a good name." Upon further discussion she decided that perhaps Collin was a better name for a little boy.

Izzy, while playing with little Beauty and the Beast figures: "I can show you the ways of being a normal person. Pick berries, read, wash your hands a lot... " all said with a British accent.

I asked the kids what they like to dream about, Izzy answered, "Princesses.... Meat.... My family....."

Last night we were at my cousins' house and they had a very large family picture framed and hung on the wall. Mikayla looked at it and casually said, "They must have taken that picture with a really big camera."

Daycare Boy after ghost hunting: "I wish I had a pet dinosaur made out of mud!" Because clearly only mud dinosaurs would protect him.

Connor trying to say the word "helicopter": "Bobbicocker"

Izzy randomly asks, "Why did God give us a head?"

Connor heard the outer door getting blown open by the wind and, startled, asks "Who's coming?". Like the good mom I am I say very surprised like, "Monsters are coming" and continues to stare. So I say, "Robots are coming!" Very seriously Connor tells me, "How about Care bears are coming!"

On the way to gymnastics we played a game, here's an excerpt:

Me - "Something I want you to do, it starts with an F, ends with an S, and has a C in the middle"

Mikayla - "Frapaccinos!!!" (intended word was Focus)

Me - "Something I want you to have... I want you to have__"

Izzy - "Babies!!!!" (intended word was FUN!)

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Wishful Wednesdays, and why I've been so absent

Bare with me everyone, my evenings have been pretty hectic lately. Babydoll has been a force to be reconned with lately... going from sweet, polite, and helpful, to.. well.. a handful. Perhaps I'll write a post about it. Little Man is teething... molars... yikes! Our girls teething periods weren't too bad, but he is really having a hard time with it, so by the end of the day (or when he finally goes down for the night) I'm wiped! Also, during my evenings these last few weeks I've been reading the Twilight series... the books are hard to put down and between regular chores and reading, there isn't much time left in the evenings to blog. I'm over halfway through the 4th book, so once I get it done I'll probably have more of an urge to blog. I don't want to quit, but I don't want to blog if I don't feel like it... it's for fun after all!

All that aside now, it's Wishful Wednesday!

~ I wish Little Man's gums would stop hurting him... poor guy!

~ I wish Babydoll would get back to being herself. I know what I need to do, and will have to blog about it soon!

~ I wish I would drink more water.... coffee and Dr. Pepper taste great, but I need water more!

~ I wish I could finish this series, but don't at the same time because they are pretty good books!

So there you have it, I'm going to go read more of Breaking Dawn now! Your Turn! What are you wishing for today?

3 comments:

Prairie Mother said...: I just found out today we will be moving from Illinois to Kansas. I wish, I Wish, I WISH that the move goes quickly and smoothly and that we find a GOOD house for our family.

Yeah, I wish I could drink more water too but coffee is so yummy...especially Starbucks. One more, I wish to move in next to a Starbucks in Kansas. We'll see :); April 21, 2010 at 12:03 AM
Tarahh77 said...: I am sorry you are having a hard time with your cute kids. At least its temporary. Right?

Today I wish for more sleep. Or more time in my day so that I can do everything and still get 8 hours of sleep, either works. :)

I wish my husband would get a new job.

I wish my savings acocunt was bigger.; April 21, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Judy said...: Ohhh...I wish my husband would get a new job too!

I wish I hire someone to clean my house.

I wish my baby would sleep tonight!; April 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM