Some random things I've learned:
When you take your kids places where they get free suckers, like the bank, it's best if all of the children get the same flavor.
Don't follow up a cough drop with coffee... doesn't mix well.
It's best not to watch the Food Network when you're on a diet and have already eaten your calories for the day.
I can't expect myself to get anything productive done while my husband is away at a wedding reception and I'm stuck at home. It aint happ'nin.
Bring your own childrens books to the pediatricians office, you don't want your kids touching any of the entertainment there!
I had others but have totally blanked on them, I'll just have to save them for the next Random Things I've Learned!
1 day ago