I Used To Have A Brain: Pump It Up!

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Kids are hilarious and I'm lucky enough to have them cracking me up every single day, so how can I not share them with you! These are just some of the funny things they say.

Izzy, referring to her doll who was apparently very fashionable. "She's very stashinal."

Connor had drooled on Izzy's doctor kit, daycare boy told her, "you should put your dr. kit in your room." Izzy replies very casually, "That's ok, I don't care if he throws up on it."

Izzy told me today, "I'm 4 now." me: "Oh really, when did you turn 4?" Izzy: "I don't know, I just learned my ABC's."

While cleaning up the Elefun game after deciding she didn't want to play anymore, and while Connor was starting to get into the butterflies, Izzy tells him, "Consadurations Connor but you can't play this anymore. I can teach you how to play baseball though!"

Conversation between Izzy and daycare boy. Izzy, "Your froggy umbrella has big eyes!" daycare boy, "I know that Izzy, that's because I love him!"

While visiting my sister-in-law's new house, Mikayla started screaming bloody murder. Nana asked, "Do you have a sliver?" Mikayla while still screaming and sobbing, "No, I have a stick under my skin!!"

We had wild rice casserole for dinner, and Izzy decided to play with it for some reason, making a huge mess and getting it all over her hands. This was her prayer at the end of dinner, "Dear God, thank you for my food, thank you for my family, thank you for my friends, and thank you for being messy! Amen"

Mikayla was writing a story on the computer, and we had just talked about semicolons, when she announced to me that, "I think if I have a boy when I grow up I'll name him Colon, that sounds like a good name." Upon further discussion she decided that perhaps Collin was a better name for a little boy.

Izzy, while playing with little Beauty and the Beast figures: "I can show you the ways of being a normal person. Pick berries, read, wash your hands a lot... " all said with a British accent.

I asked the kids what they like to dream about, Izzy answered, "Princesses.... Meat.... My family....."

Last night we were at my cousins' house and they had a very large family picture framed and hung on the wall. Mikayla looked at it and casually said, "They must have taken that picture with a really big camera."

Daycare Boy after ghost hunting: "I wish I had a pet dinosaur made out of mud!" Because clearly only mud dinosaurs would protect him.

Connor trying to say the word "helicopter": "Bobbicocker"

Izzy randomly asks, "Why did God give us a head?"

Connor heard the outer door getting blown open by the wind and, startled, asks "Who's coming?". Like the good mom I am I say very surprised like, "Monsters are coming" and continues to stare. So I say, "Robots are coming!" Very seriously Connor tells me, "How about Care bears are coming!"

On the way to gymnastics we played a game, here's an excerpt:

Me - "Something I want you to do, it starts with an F, ends with an S, and has a C in the middle"

Mikayla - "Frapaccinos!!!" (intended word was Focus)

Me - "Something I want you to have... I want you to have__"

Izzy - "Babies!!!!" (intended word was FUN!)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Pump It Up!

The girls went to a birthday party Saturday night at Pump It Up! The girls had an amazing time! Babydoll has just recently braved enough of the playland at Burger King to get to the slide. She has also just recently been comfortable enough to jump on a trampoline while 4 other girls (all around Sweet Pea's age or older) were jumping on it as well, so I was hopefull that she'd be brave enough to play on the inflatables at the party... and she was!!

If you've never been to Pump It Up before, it's a building full of giant party inflatables! At the begining of the party the kids watch a 5 minute safety video and go over the rules with one of the staff running the party. Then the group goes to the first room. The first room we went in had a giant slide, regular bounce house, and an obstacle course.

This is the bottom of the giant slide, this was the first time Babydoll went down, she was freaked out the first time, but after that she was having a great time!

Here's Sweet Pea at the top of the slide, sorry it's so dark! I barely got any pictures of her because she was darting from inflatable to inflatable!

Here's Babydoll in the obstacle course

Still in the obstacle course!

Here's a shot of one half of the second room we went in! That thing at the far end has velcro squares on it, and you have to try to run up it with a velcro flag and get it to stick as high up as you can. In the middle is an obstacle course/slide combo.